*scared of women*
my hell is like to grow a massive girthy penis and like everyone loves me and couldnt stop saying how big my penis is
i couldnt find a knife so i chopped a garlic with a spoon
im gonna be so wet im gonna leave a trail of horny like a snail _____________ 🐌
the goddess is bouncing on my dihh 
auloen s mango is sour
my body is a private domicle and i will not be harassed
you are the arrested couple for a failed attempt of under the table footjob in wendys
using my own hands as a reference to cup a gigantic invisible penis is kinda gay ngl, can somebody do it for me
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you never go back to them witihout tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in he most majestic way possible and you will know why storms are named after people. @Christmas_Fighters
