naming a file cock has gives me a uneasy feeling starting my day
*that one panel that sends lightning jolt from the crotch to the brain with my eyes rolling*
I'll give you such a good hit your uterus will turn into a smash burger 
milo: do you put a photo of Nanquee on your wife's face for immersion
heyitsMart I'd ruin your shirt by stretching it out from the prolonged stomach bulge during our session
i will tank the pregnancy from hoodwink because it will affect her body , i will be her loyal seahorse that will eternally love her
i will secretly inject @Chroniko63 the strongest aphrodisiacs known to man and give him the hardest erection
*platonically leg locks you* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* UAAAHHHH *squelch*
im gonna transform to hoodwink and as we make out furiously im gonna transform back to my former self and call humiliate you for kissing another man
i will be in my best behavior concealing my raging boner when she grabs my windpipes