!usokdu
The only crushing going on over here is Christmas_Fighters mom's fat ass breaking every bone in my face 
you ever farted on chair and got boner from the vibration
i have slain 10,000 
too am i guan yu? 
Hear me Ares we play our part, I sacrific my balls to my dick hard. Askion kataski
please crush my cranium between your thighs and use me as a omellette for you morning breakfast athena ✨🐴✨
every woman that sees me gets pregnant, that's why I need to stay in hiding
guys do you wet your toothbrush first before adding toothpaste or add toothpaste before wetting it?
you shall give birth to a twin that will grow up to help the destined savior of this world from further chaos
I wanna breed the very best, like no one ever was, to inseminate them is my real tes,t to impregnate them is my cause. Pinkermon, gotta breed 'em all, a womb so true, our fertility will pull us through, you kiss me and I kiss you, pinkermoooooon 