that one time i got pregnant in the back of mcdonalds and give birth a half horse half fish
the freshly summoned undead corpse for the purpose of giving his caster a handjob
BY THE LIGHT OF THE NORTHERN STARS , THOU I SEEK UNTIL THE END OF THE EARTH , GOD GIVE ME POWER AND POUR IT IN TO MY GENITALS . UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
PLAP *times stopped* PLAP PLAP * like a engine revving * PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP OWAAAAAAA
Giving the queen massive boobs is a bad idea, How can bend the knee to her authority when my cock is like a supporting pillar again the ground
The prime body of a 12%body fat chud, Jorkless, Maidenless, Eats protein
THIS CROSSDRESSING SWORD MASTER CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT 
cecilia youre feeling my mouth your piss is all over my face~~~
i only click asmongold when somebody genderbends him into a hot chick
the gooners needs me 
I wanna go back to when I go jork 6 times in 1 hour and not hurt