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and it shoots up into my ceiling , it takes time to dries up to become a stalactite
when i and it shoots up into my ceiling , it takes time to dries up to become a stalactite
i should start a timer from when i finish cooming, maybe make it so that it becomes a muscle memory and i can auto-ejaculate at that precise timing
put the condom on the knife so you won't get pregnant
id fuck a serial killer before it kills me
I do have a horse cock. swing that thang around calling it wang chung, new kung fu sect
im gonna masturbate silly using the head of the peashooter in pplant vs zombies
use your womb as a milkshake machine
im gonna fuck everyones horse
