iHeckinLovePuns

I finished watching 204 180+ minute length JAVs in the span of 4 days. Get on my level.

Yes, raviz, continue berating Christmas_Fighters. It turns me on. If you think about it, it's like you're indirectly stroking me.

The only crushing going on over here is Christmas_Fighters mom's fat ass breaking every bone in my face

RAWR!! XD Sowwy >w< But our new fwiends like to be referred to as "otherkin" OwO They get sad when you call them "furries" QwQ Good thing I was here to help ^w^ I hope you're all having a great day Ɛ: Ɛ>

Should just stick to DIY use-and-throw fleshlights and a picture of 1990s Gerard Butler like me

I wanna go back to when I go jork 6 times in 1 hour and not hurt

I'd suck gamer girl farts through a straw

I enjoy being called a manwhore

I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this gishy

I once saw a video of a man doing the deed with a snake

Yeah! Exactly! Why do milfs no longer make me hard? Why are gilfs now my go-to?

The best finish I've had was to a 3DCG video of Rey Skywalker

That movie awakened the vore enthusiast in me

@boobest_tv Generate 8 foot tall futanari versions of Bryce Dallas Howard and Eva Green. Re-program to give them severe maternal instincts, but make them think that having sex with someone is the same as protecting them. Alter their perception to make them think that I am their son. Disengage safety protocols, and run program.

There's a power-cut in my area. And it's raining. Days like these make me want to snuggle and cuddle with ebony BBWs.