lock me up in swedish prison rooms with anime babes going to use me as thier breeding stud 
im going to amass muscles to steal lash's appearance just so vyper would look at me
PLAP PLAP PLAP YOU ARE GETTING MY CHILDREN AND I DONT CARE IF THIER LEGS DONT WORK IF THEY ARE GOING TO BE ADORABLE AS YOU
BRO THIS DISABLED LADY CANT BE THIS CUTE 🥦
my uncle's searing hand that overstimulated my crotch nerves when i was 7 in a holiday gathering still holds the mold of my unboxed fetishes
r/bomboclatchickennuggets_nudelegos
if an unc shows me a card trick and ask which card i want to appear in his cards of trickery
I would reincarnate into a cervix that gets bruised up every night if it meant meeting this goddess UOOOOOOOOOOH ðŸ˜
opened up 2 canned tuna because im daddy's special little boy
if you would fuck a car you would think exhaust pipe is the most fitting in the situation , just because it expels your car's excrements doesnt mean its the best for pleasure stimulation , allow me to introduce the car's gas tank , first its already lubed up , nobody would suspect a thing if you are pounding that hole if anybody sees you because they would just think theres a problem you are trying to fix in the proximity of the area such as assessing if you have a flat tire or not but the momme
hey hey no forceful additions, i just never say unhinged things like pinkers do 