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if i salted my dick with coffee before fucking someone would they get supercharged or just septic shock

ji_404

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RAWR!! XD Sowwy >w< But our new fwiends like to be referred to as "otherkin" OwO They get sad when you call them "furries" QwQ Good thing I was here to help ^w^ I hope you're all having a great day Ɛ: Ɛ>

iHeckinLovePuns

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god damn you think if you breed mart hard enough he will pop out lil broccolis

Gunznrocketz

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when men sinned, god decided to wipe the slate clean. He called forth a great flood to wash away the cities of men, he called for gunz to provide the cleansing waters and provide he did. HoodwinkSALAMI

Gunznrocketz

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which horse am i going to assist brushing her teeth intimately to the point of chain climaxes

Nanquee

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Plap PLAP PLAP PLAP INJECT HOPIUM PLAP PLAP PLAP

Nanquee

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!usokdu

Nanquee

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The only crushing going on over here is Christmas_Fighters mom's fat ass breaking every bone in my face okey

iHeckinLovePuns

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you ever farted on chair and got boner from the vibration

curryrajghale

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i have slain 10,000 cuteCum too am i guan yu? jorkin

Nanquee

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